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The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
Blacksmith, Armorer, Machinist, Metal Artist, Rust Witch, operating out of Vermont. I make scrap metal sculptures and smith junkyard swords and armor. Commission me: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com Donate or shop: ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
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As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween#safety

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That candy is mine. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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MImmchol.bsky.social

๐Ÿ˜‚

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PCminimallycrazy.bsky.social

Man, it's full-size and everything. We only got fun-size directional mines when I was a kid.

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MPmikepietrafesa.bsky.social

Of course dispose of the ordnance properly but holy heck, save that bag and use it for storage!

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JAanniemouse.bsky.social

LIES! Just like drugs, no one is giving away a perfectly good claymore to some random kid.

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Jjohnnydcm.bsky.social

I found a Howitzer and three submersibles in mine. People are so careless.

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Eennuimageddon.bsky.social

Yeah, I'm sorry, this was my bad. But that should be the only one, I think.

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JJjasonj.bsky.social

Good looking out.

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JMjmad17.bsky.social

"Interesting if true."
 - Sports announcer (head in jar), Futurama
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squigglymips.bsky.social

Use it defend your property.

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The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
Blacksmith, Armorer, Machinist, Metal Artist, Rust Witch, operating out of Vermont. I make scrap metal sculptures and smith junkyard swords and armor. Commission me: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com Donate or shop: ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
2.2k followers199 following4.7k posts