Once upon a time I ordered a few flat pack desks off Amazon. I got a notification one day that they’d been delivered…they had been put in my mailbox. I live at a complex with a multi slot metal mailbox. A few thick envelopes, some very slim mailers will go in—NOT TWO DESKS. I talked to CS about it.

They tried to fix it, but ran into issues. The supervisor stepped in and tried to fix it. They said ALL FIXED, you’ll get your desks! Later, I get SEVEN shipping notifications on Amazon. SEVEN DESKS ARE EN ROUTE. Surely this is just a glitch…? The desk arrive. Two, then five, then seven.