[sitting bolt upright in bed at 1am] most of the ways the coyote tries to kill the roadrunner would, if successful, render it totally inedible

You need to watch this: youtu.be/VIpTVU3Ddlo?...

Revenge is a dish best served exploded into a million pieces by dynamite.

It’s not about eating him any more. Now it’s personal.

At a certain point, after the twentieth drop off a cliff or slamming into a painted rail road tunnel only to be run over by a train from that same closed tunnel, at what point does it just...become about vengeance.

Not to a coyote my dude. Those fuggers will eat any old mush.

Life is about the journey, not the destination

What would happen if you actually eated him though haha. Bet diarrhea would be imminent

like we do to chicken

its not for consumption at that point. The coyote wants the road runner for his pride 😂

The Roadness of the Runner