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Sam Thielman | Seen NYT Book Review, New Yorker, Slate, Atlantic, Flaming Hydra foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | 741.5 (Comic books, strips, etc.) | NC>Brooklyn | Husband, father, catherd | I issue, sir, not from the egg but from the acorn
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Oh boy, $150,000!

Lotty Earns @lottyburns
You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it?
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MTredpandachris.bsky.social

oh boy, 50 grand and I never have to see that asshole again, cool.

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STsivacheetah.bsky.social

I can get a fair portion of my plans in order with only 50k Meanwhile my enemies wouldn't even notice 100k within the portfolio of government bailouts for billions a day....and they still can't balance their books lol

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Tt4peace.bsky.social

Easy, I just stop that I just kill that hate now, amen

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EAs0m3f00l.bsky.social

Definitely. Ronald Reagan can't spend money in hell.

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JPjoelpelletier.bsky.social

🏆

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Gthegreer.bsky.social

$100k would mean nothing to the people I hate. $50k would mean a lot to me. Sign me up.

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Kbrittexkavi.bsky.social

I needed this today. 😂 Ty.

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EBellabellax.bsky.social

I’d take it because the person I hate the most used me and if he got 100,000 dollars he’d just buy a good car and stay poor so-

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This might be my favorite joke.

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IS0j.io

I don't know how much actual to-the-bone hatred I really feel, but to the extent that I do there's a good chance it would be some rich bastard who'd barely notice the difference, so I'm absolutely taking this offer.

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Sam Thielman | Seen NYT Book Review, New Yorker, Slate, Atlantic, Flaming Hydra foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | 741.5 (Comic books, strips, etc.) | NC>Brooklyn | Husband, father, catherd | I issue, sir, not from the egg but from the acorn
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