By Sam Pink.

At last, poetry that speaks to me!

I'm 100% going to embroider this on something

Look upon my witch hat ye woodchucks and despair

here's the book

99 Poems to Cure Whatever's Wrong With You or Create The Problem's You Need: Pink, Sam: 9781944866365: Amazon.com: Books

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Love this for the both of them

I should threaten mine with that lol maybe that'll keep her away from my cucumbers.

Pics or it didn't happen

I didn't expect to be called out in a poem this morning, but here we are

With alt text

Chuck says you are mean