It just felt right to make sure he was included
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[COLUMBO]: "Of course. Thank you for your time. I'll see myself out. ... Oh, just one more thing, sir." [COLUMBUS]: <again impatient> "Yes?!" [COLUMBO]: "If you single-handedly found this empty continent... then where did all these severed hands come from?"
COLUMBO]: "I'm sorry, I get lost in my own thoughts... Just ask my wife, I go on & on at dinner about... well, nevermind. I seem to have lost my train of thought. I've wasted far too much of your time. Congratulations again, sir, on your amazing discovery." [COLUMBUS]: "Grazi." ...
[COLUMBO]: "And for you to actually discover entire new landmasses - I mean, it's not exactly a new route to India - but really, it's even more. And all yours." [COLUMBUS]: <self-satisfied> "Well, yes, I suppose so... but I still don't hear a question." ...
[COLUMBUS]: <impatient>"Yes..." [COLUMBO]: "Y'know, my wife always says I couldn't navigate out of a paper bag, even with a map -let alone a compass. Sometimes I get lost in my own house. But you! <whistle> It's truly an impressive feat. [COLUMBUS]: "I don't hear a question..." ...
[COLUMBO]: "Oh, I know you're very busy. I just had a few questions - strictly procedural - so I could check off all the boxes..." [COLUMBUS]: "Fine. Ask your questions, but be a-quick about it." [COLUMBO]: "It's really quite the find, an entire continent - & with no one on it" ...
lmao, love those "you clearly only read the 1st 1/3 of my msg" replies
Indonesia Wut r u doin Indonesia STAHP