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emily draven 🐦⬛🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with surprisingly rich interior lives • parmesan cheese enthusiast • she/her
recent stories: hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp trans & nonbinary reading list
4.8k followers292 following31.9k posts
10 years ago i had a line cook everyone called “google phone” (don’t actually recall why) directly say, “boss, i gotta go. i got too drunk last night & just pooped in my pants some. i think working will be weird. i want to clean my ass & have a good day.” & yeah, sensible. toodle-oo, google phone.
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emily draven 🐦⬛🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with surprisingly rich interior lives • parmesan cheese enthusiast • she/her
recent stories: hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp trans & nonbinary reading list
4.8k followers292 following31.9k posts