Henry Hoovers aren't great, but they are simple. They're cheap, they last for ages, and then even if they do break they're easily repaired and the parts are readily available. A Dyson works better, but costs three times as much and lasts half as long.

Well, I guess I get to try it all again in two years. The wife of one of my colleagues is a doctor that specializes in colonoscopies. I shall have to ask him to find out how much people talk rubbish under sedation.

Dunno which one I had, but it was the one where they said "you may experience a slight burning sensation" and I spent my final conscious moments thinking "Wow, that really hurts. I'm surprised by how much this hurts. I hope it doesn't get much worse than this. Gosh I'm sleepy"

Checks the jobs page Dammit

There is a memory blocker that is separate from the sedation?

Oh, I definitely would already lose that game, but also, thanks to you Steve, I just lost The Game.

I think you're thinking of buttplug.io

Ooooh! A client for both Bluesky and Mastodon that combines both feeds in a single timeline? Yes please! (It's called OpenVibe)Ooooh! A client for both Bluesky and Mastodon that combines both feeds in a single timeline? Yes please! (It's called OpenVibe)

Time to grab the vacuum cleaner

I think it was the first anime I'd ever seen, except for G-Force/Battle of the Planets when I was a kid