Or you could just download Open Office.

Win or lose, this case has already had a chilling effect on my willingness to make vegan porn.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWNUP.

I really need to get rid of this Ring “social” app. It’s supposed to be neighbors looking out for each other; instead, in the aftermath of a hurricane, it’s “my power’s out! Anyone else lose power??” JFC, get a grip.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. (Also I’m uncomfortable and would really like to just go home.)

CJcharles.littlegreenfootballs.comSep 28, 2024 6:57pm

My wife is reading up on Korean skincare products. One item contains “jojoba oil”, which I misheard as “Jehovah oil”, and now my mind is reeling with the possibilities of skincare products containing Essence of God.

The NYT wants details! No, no, that’s too many details.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

STnocontexttrek1.bsky.socialSep 26, 2024 5:10pm

“I know this is really inappropriate, but I kinda want to lick you.” #OverheardWithoutContext

The line must be drawn HERE! THIS far, NO further!