So what I am hearing is that you can use porn to get free pizza or pizza to get free porn

One hour and 15 minutes to get home today. It’s a 13 mile drive. Fuck you, Jacksonville.

"Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples, but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

I’m a well-informed Hobbit—a Boffin from Overhill, thank you very much—who is in a kerfuffle about whom to throw my Hobbit-sized support behind. Fo...

Why are people always a “hot mess”? Is no one ever a cold mess? What would that even mean?

We need to make it hurt.

Doesn't get more accurate than this.

Important dates coming up.

oh my GOD

#FTP

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Cops: respect the danger we face every day The danger:

Cobb County Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong

Channel 2 Action News obtained three body camera videos from the Cobb County Sheriff’s Office.

I’m in NE Florida. Having an (almost) overwhelming amount of nervous energy. My hospital refuses to activate our hurricane teams, insisting on “business as usual”. No, we’re not in the eye, but that doesn’t mean we won’t get fucked. This waiting will eat me alive.