The Times is insufferable.

I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine

Just saw one of those Tesla trucks in the parking lot of a Trader Joe’s in Paramus. (Don’t ask, I’m traveling). Waited to see the driver. No lie, the dude was shorter than the car. Haha.

“Police”

You son of a bitch

Erm, what’s Dad doing in the attic?

As some who grew up in Connecticut it would be great if Long Island detached at the Nassau County border and floated out to sea and disappeared.

Not really a Democrat. Just like Bloomberg wasn’t really a Republican. Up is down here in the Big Apple.