The next time somebody says “Life isn’t fair!” you can “Yes, and…” them HARD.
That's right up there with the best response to the moon-landing conspiracy theorists: "Pssht. You believe in the *moon*?"
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and become widely regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams
DM: <some life isn't fair stuff> Me: Yes, and Katie Mack. DM: Well... shit.
Right now that definition of a truly equitable universe sounds very restful…. But I just want a nap.
David Drumlin: I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world. Ellie Arroway: Funny, I've always believed that the world is what we make of it.
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