So that was me trying to buy lip balm today.

Walgreens announced they’re closing 1500 stores due to low general merchandise sales. I wonder if having to have an employee unlock the merchandise might be a root cause.

Ursula, can I follow you around for a week to experience being the main character?

It’s good to know (and be prepared) that your weirdness vortex still works across state lines.

Welcome to New Mexico, my beloved childhood home. This was mild? It gets way spicier. You’re going to love the ride!