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Tobin Elliott
@tobinelliott.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I write ugly stories about terrible people doing horrible things. I can be an asshole. Read my alt texts. Occasional posts about my books. Check out my stuff on linktr.ee/TobinElliott If you follow, then DM me to sell me something...BLOCKED.
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I simply cannot look at this, and read that line and not crack up. I'm a terrible person.

Two boxes of hair colouring...sitting side by side, and the two halves of two completely separate women line up perfectly to give you the impression we're looking at a broken, fucked up, brain damaged, single person who's a redhead on her right, and a brunette on the left. Her eyes go off in two utterly different directions, and she's kind of grimacing (likely from the pain of the out of place eye) showing teeth on one half of her smile. But, it's the chef's kiss of the text above that perfectly makes this...it says, "Time to durr my hurr." I laughed FAR too loud and FAR too long at this.
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Jjayzero9.bsky.social

Uh, was the graphic team trying to make that model look like it got hit in the head with a bat?

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Pbigwolfpaws.bsky.social

Git ma hurr did!

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WMomega7stone.bsky.social

Hysterical 🤣

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Ppaulette7.bsky.social

Wow! It was your alt description that had me crying with laughter!

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Tobin Elliott
@tobinelliott.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I write ugly stories about terrible people doing horrible things. I can be an asshole. Read my alt texts. Occasional posts about my books. Check out my stuff on linktr.ee/TobinElliott If you follow, then DM me to sell me something...BLOCKED.
3.9k followers10.8k following4.4k posts
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