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Tobin Elliott
@tobinelliott.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I write ugly stories about terrible people doing horrible things. I can be an asshole. Read my alt texts. Occasional posts about my books. Check out my stuff on linktr.ee/TobinElliott If you follow, then DM me to sell me something...BLOCKED.
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It's not an erroneous assessment.

Text says...

Satan is pleased: "Welcome to Hell, you've wasted your pitiful life."
Me: "Yeah, well, at least I'm not an adult living in my father's basement."
Satan, fighting back tears: "Fuck you, prick."
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🤣🤣🤣

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Ppenguinpenny.bsky.social

God and Satan are actually brothers

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🤣🤣🤣

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HRundulynoted.bsky.social

I picked a perfect time to see this post.

A post with a Satan joke with 16 reskeets and 66 likes --> 6-6-6
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Wow, rude

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Tobin Elliott
@tobinelliott.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I write ugly stories about terrible people doing horrible things. I can be an asshole. Read my alt texts. Occasional posts about my books. Check out my stuff on linktr.ee/TobinElliott If you follow, then DM me to sell me something...BLOCKED.
3.9k followers10.8k following4.5k posts