These trucks are what, $80k? Think of all the ‘roids he could’ve bought with that.

“This move toward saying we don’t need each other and we could just be these totally individualized beings… I reject that idea.” So can we count on you to support higher wages for teachers, farmers, nurses, factory workers, & others we all depend on? Conservatives & libertarians: “LOL LMAO.”

Was the grocery store Erewhon, by chance? They charge $20 for a green juice, so overpriced pistachio pressings sounds like their wheelhouse. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erewhon...

Erewhon Market - Wikipedia

If this were a TV writer’s room, we’d collectively agree this was too on-the-nose, right?

The child looked intently into Grandfather's eyes and asked, "Which truck will win, Grandfather?" The Grandfather smiled and said, "The one I feed."

Weather is stored in the balls.

ngl I want to party with those guys