First thing they teach you in gun safety class is to haphazardly toss your pistol onto the ground, just like this pro did, so that you can slap your forehead in disbelief when something this predictable happens.
This is the building from the opening scene of Jim Jarmuschâs âThe Limits Of Controlâ. One of my favorites of his.
Theyâve got it all backwardsâwe TRIED to get the weather under control, but they insisted on environmental deregulations and private jetsâŚso here we all are, the weather totally out of fucking control.
âMy interests lay mainly in the high arts!â, I yell as Iâm dragged out of the Norman Rockwell Museum for cranking it at the Hummel figurines exhibit.
dems: burning billions of tons of fossil fuels is heating the ocean and will cause freak weather events to become normal events gop: thatâs insane (freak weather events become normal events) gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine
Every NYC sidewalk should have a passing lane, and the penalty for dawdling or stopping in it should be severe. I am NOT a crackpot.
"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"