dems: burning billions of tons of fossil fuels is heating the ocean and will cause freak weather events to become normal events gop: that’s insane (freak weather events become normal events) gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine

GOP: they have made their hurricane machine target MAGA and are going to relaunch Chi Chi’s in all the areas requiring rebuilding.

sadly just a tired redux of “covid isn’t real but also covid is secret chinese bioweapon engineered by anthony fauci”

A fun little satire poem: Hurricane-Spawning Machine bsky.app/profile/sura...

As my friend, a well-respected meteorologist with a PhD says, “There are #NoNaturalDisasters. They forecast weather events years, months, weeks, and days in advance, and advise governments, businesses, and individuals what to do to plan for and mitigate for a negative outcome…

Meanwhile the giant dick that is Florida looks like it will be pretty much cut in half Lorena Bobbit style by Hurricane Milton.

Bet your ass half of those degenerates believe the storms are coming from the Pelopsi house.

Secret weather machines? Hmm! Wasn’t that part of the plot of a Care Bears TV special?

If Dems were able to generate hurricanes on demand, don’t you think the daily F5 spawn point would be the Bingham Island Audubon Preserve?

I just don’t know who to believe anymore. I can’t see this “global warming,” but I can sure as hell see these Obamacanes destroying Florida.

The dems support the burning of billions of tons of fossil fuels