i really did not need to see Russell Brand in his tighty whities, @somewelshmook.bsky.social

i found Waldo!

HELLO BLUESKY HAPPY SATURDAY i have a jewelry shop! i sell jewelry that you can wear on your body! i also sell coasters and trinket dishes, which are jewelry for furniture. nora.jewelry shares very much appreciated!

is it Brianna Wu can go fuck herself day again already? it feels like we just celebrated

hey cis people: in a world of jkr's, be a Billy Bragg.

sorry, i still have trauma from trying to sell Campfire candy. (i only ever earned out my candy sales patch because our dog was demonically clever about finding & eating the candy stores n my mom had to pay for the losses)

dinner plans w my partner (if he had said 'fries', i would've asked if he wanted gay or straight fries)

go for it.

no seriously, can someone please come hold my hand? suddenly not feeling quite so guilty about declining to apply for that job. i'm qualified on paper, but hoo howdy i'm fuckin' useless.

i am over-fucking-whelmed all i tried to do was organise a half-closet and somehow i now have more shit on the floor than will fit in said closet. why do i even bother having a brain?