nothing is swifter than elf justice

ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh ANDRE: is it todae THOM: no it’s thomorrow STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets PHOEBE: they were phroe MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got GEOFF: me too i’m geolous

Some unruly teens made off with my medicinal pond scum

Keep the change you want to see in the world, ya filthy animal

"You ok dude you look like you seen a ghost" All good man i did see a ghost but it was in 1987

curtains for thee & not for me

this prank India pulled today 🙌🏼🤯🤣

jesus can't save you from your dreams

There's a special place in Hell. not saying where or it will get too crowded. but it's a nice spot

It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance