now that barbie has succeeded at the box office, Mattel needs to make a Teletubbies movie & it must be directed by John Waters.

My vote would be for Michael Bay. The lens flare from the kid in the sun would be worth it.

that would go hard af

have him do it, and also have David Lynch do one. have them edited into a single film by a cadre of film school students, all of which are drugged with enough NyQuil to kill a Clydesdale, none of which are allowed to communicate with each other in any way. final edit pass by Alejandro Jodorowsky.

What about John Woo?

Now I want the Oogieloves involved, if only to blow the minds of everyone in the audience.

Could you imagine the absolute screaming session when the "anti-woke crowd" notice how queer tinky winky is...

But who are we going to cast as Baby Sun? When my son was a toddler, he sat on his baby sister, trying to get comfy to watch his second-favorite show. He's now an adult and I'm sure he would enjoy a movie!

What John Waters would do with that baby sun lmao 😂

Cosigned. With extreme prejudice.