autism: Oh this is so and so! I remember every detail about them up to and including their favorite things allow me to get them their favorite snack as a present adhd: *slaps the forgetti spaghetti button*

autism: Oh wow, I have this skill that's really useful and so I'm going to use it at my job adhd: *gets my autism in a chokehold* Hell no I'm way too defiant for that you stop being helpful right fucking now fuck authority