do men with mexican grandfathers feel the same amount of pride in local tex-mex restaurants that my father feels for any bar and grill that leaves st paddy’s decorations up all year?

this weekend i learned from spooky movies that when you astral project, you leave your body completely vulnerable to demons just jumping inside and living there rent-free

absolutely devastated to realize i could objectively have the most beautiful skull and skeleton - like the winner of the genetic lottery with bones - and there is currently no way to 1. know this 2. lord it over former classmates 3. monetize it on tiktok with endless posts celebrating my sexy bones

we’ve had social media for days - even weeks now - and i feel like no one ever just asks neil gaiman how his day was

gonna get my slice of that silicon valley pie once those rich cowards finally decide someone has to teach ai how to anxiety and regret

@lucarohr.bsky.social trying to drum up my September post for bluesky. send ideas