For all of their science and cold logic, these researchers can never understand the human emotion we call "collaboration", a very real thing you can quantify and not just a buzzwordy justification to do what you wanted to do to begin with.

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Who up practicing smiling like a normal person so you can make it through another Friday without setting off any alarm bells

When me and the boys steal street signs that match our names to put up in our man caves

I think a good gag if you got on Jeopardy would be to get every answer in the first round obviously and egregiously wrong and then in the second round get everything right and then win the game. You have to be both really dumb and really smart to do this. If they ask tell them Ken made you nervous.

Demons to some, angels to one specific guy because he was super cool

I could read the Necronomicon and not go mad. I read like 8 Wheel of Time books

I got a block

Do you even list bro? *sags creakily to one side*

I don't think you'd actually be a good dancer if your foot was loose. That sounds more like a condition you acquire if you've angered the resident spirit of an abandoned factory.