Mr. Magorium's Private Scat Subforum

Who up practicing smiling like a normal person so you can make it through another Friday without setting off any alarm bells

I think a good gag if you got on Jeopardy would be to get every answer in the first round obviously and egregiously wrong and then in the second round get everything right and then win the game. You have to be both really dumb and really smart to do this. If they ask tell them Ken made you nervous.

I could read the Necronomicon and not go mad. I read like 8 Wheel of Time books

Do you even list bro? *sags creakily to one side*

I don't think you'd actually be a good dancer if your foot was loose. That sounds more like a condition you acquire if you've angered the resident spirit of an abandoned factory.

They should have a Bar Rescue Rescue where an improbably large Jon Taffer comes in and screams at standard sized Jon Taffer about how he sucks etc

Has Steve Forbes endorsed anyone this cycle? Has Teve Torbes?

You ever get the feeling that you're a Heathcliff in a Garfield world?

Back on my bullshit - Once again starting Planescape: Torment. I'm totally gonna finish it this time ;)