I drained the rye from my glass like I was cancer slurping away vitality and waved for another. I was a tumor on a barstool with no chance of removal. That's when she walked in. A gorgeous dame with legs that metastasized from the floor up to her green dress. - excerpt from "The Malignant Detective"
I could get blind with rage over sports on a day like that. Guess I'm just built different 💪
I'm So Lonesome I Could Shit
if you hold the iPad under you while he talks it vibrates like a dryer full of bricks
I'll take my ground well trodden thanks
Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
I found it pretty easy to get off Twitter because even a year ago it was fully the province of nerds who aren't smart and media types who are savvy/clever while also being dull. It's a place where stupid/vile ideas get talked about in boring ways, and the version of it I miss is never coming back.
Yes exactly
The rebuttal to the bullshit conservative position of wanting an unmoderated free marketplace of ideas is that it ALREADY exists and has for 20 years. Go on 4chan/8kun and see what it looks like!