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Jack Emhoff
@turdguy.bsky.social
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Mets in the playoffs baby

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I drained the rye from my glass like I was cancer slurping away vitality and waved for another. I was a tumor on a barstool with no chance of removal. That's when she walked in. A gorgeous dame with legs that metastasized from the floor up to her green dress. - excerpt from "The Malignant Detective"

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JEturdguy.bsky.social

I'm So Lonesome I Could Shit

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SGugarles.bsky.social

if you hold the iPad under you while he talks it vibrates like a dryer full of bricks

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Llanyardigan.bsky.social

Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face

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Ddavidjroth.bsky.social

I found it pretty easy to get off Twitter because even a year ago it was fully the province of nerds who aren't smart and media types who are savvy/clever while also being dull. It's a place where stupid/vile ideas get talked about in boring ways, and the version of it I miss is never coming back.

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JEturdguy.bsky.social

The rebuttal to the bullshit conservative position of wanting an unmoderated free marketplace of ideas is that it ALREADY exists and has for 20 years. Go on 4chan/8kun and see what it looks like!

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JEturdguy.bsky.social

I can tell you one thing for sure, if the tables were turned Trump would have the shooters family in the front row at his next rally

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As a staunch opponent of political violence, I greatly prefer when national leaders respond to it by condemning violence and expressing concern for victims (image 1) rather than encouraging violence and laughing at victims (image 2).

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Jack Emhoff
@turdguy.bsky.social
335 followers135 following304 posts