Went to my first CBRT session yesterday and it was like mental illness for babbys. I’m a veteran at this shit.

They put out a suggestion box at work and everyday I leave the same note in it: I think you should consider displaying a suggestion box

If a gathering of anyone is called ‘Group’ then I leave immediately

Jade finally made it to NXT!

I think Man-Bat should only appear in one panel in a random comic every few years so we can go “Oh yeah, Man-Bat!”, knowing he’s out there, doing his thing

history repeats itself; first as tragedy, second as farce, third as neo-noir, fourth as spaghetti western, fifth as period drama, sixth as wuxia, seventh as french new wave, eighth as body horror, ninth as police procedural, tenth as hyperlink cinema, eleventh as space opera,

Somewhere out there, looking up at the same moon and thinking of me, is a small mouse wearing the outfit of a Russian man

Get up early to write so I don’t feel like a worthless piece of shit by 10:00 am

I gotta be cremated, I don't have enough friends to carry a casket.

Jagmeet Singh should smack the shit out of more people