the power is out at my apartment and I want to set myself on fire

playing a fun new game today, it's called "is my apartment haunted, or am I seeing mysterious shit due to severe sleep deprivation?"

I'm 3 autistic 5 gender. I wish it were 100% an opt-in system. Like, maybe when you turn 13 some adult would be like "hey kiddo, what gender are you?" and then you can start being that gender if you want. But if you're not interested you don't have to participate, and no one thinks it's weird

it's funny how unironically misandrist I was as a child. Not in the "boys are icky" way, but the "boys are violent and it's horrible" way. I was like an evangelist for encouraging boys to act more like girls. I literally recruited boys to defect to the girls' group playing my little pony at recess

I just got my ass handed to me by a rainstorm. It kicked my umbrella's ass too. I have never felt so demoralized by room temperature weather

I love the word "sapphic" because it gives me room to be indecisive about all sorts of things. I KNOW I'm not a man and I KNOW I'm attracted to women. Whatever my deal is outside of those things, I'm covered. As a Libra with ADHD, I appreciate that!

Do you ever notice you're listening to a band whose T-shirt you're wearing and go ted_theodore_logan_saying_whoa.gif?

i cant do math like at all, but i feel like 13m people could easily eat 6 people

Americans should eat more savory pastries

Bring Me The Head Of The Preacher Man is my favorite Siouxsie and the Banshees song, but it's hard for me tell whether I'm just being a hipster about Spellbound getting less obscure because it was on Stranger Things