Meanwhile, looking forward to Calvin and Fox and the various GB News adjacent weird lads speed running Jonestown on a remote Scottish island.

I mean, that money's all going to go straight into their own accounts & up their hooters but I do love the idea of those guys & 500 angry cismen buying a Christian paradise isle to populate & immediately all dying of sudden onslaught cannibalism like a 16th century New World colony

Calvin showed up to one of the protests at the Honor Oak Pub when the fash were kicking off about drag queen storytime there, and he was driven out by the counter-protestors chanting "You're Not A Real Vicar".

Which Kingdom does he mean, the Kingdom of England, the Kingdom of Scotland, God's Kingdom, Our One Country United Kingdom? Speak clearly, fake rev!

Hope they don't take any choir boys.

The Buddhists have been running Holy Isle for decades now and seem to be making a decent go of it. I'm here for the Scottish religious island-off www.holyisle.org

can someone sell them Anthrax Island but reseeded with anthrax?

Which of them will drink the Kool Aid and which of them will catch the last flight out and end up giving the “sadly, I alone survived” interviews

I hope it's Gruinard, I'd donate a tenner.

And the joke will be it’s actually an inflatable (like the Richard & Judy weather map) and we can release them to the orca…

If they're confined to the island, preferably left to forage, then a fiver sounds like a good deal.