He finally figured it out! Throw the car seats into the lake, boys!

On health care: “I have concepts of a plan.” - Some loser

“We have a president, who doesn’t know he’s alive.” - Donald J Dipshit

Lettin’ him HAVE it!!!

Get Mike the Pillow Guy Lindell out here!! He’s got the proof!!

Got under the orange skin a bit with that rally bit, eh? 🤣

How long till it all fell out onto the road? Probably about 3 minutes. #newhampshire

Found a pal in #Alberta#Canada

Last year, our tomato crop was a dud. This year, literally every seed must’ve sprouted! In this region, the fruit will ripen towards the start of fall. Who wants tomatoes??

Looks like a nick to the ear.