threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas

EDzitron.bsky.socialJul 21, 2023 7:49pm

Meta's Threads already looks cooked - users are down to 6 minutes a day and traffic is dropping. It's because it lacks any real reason to exist - it's a network that shows a deep and presumptuous contempt for what the user wants to see and do. https://tinyurl.com/wyat72123

"but charles i don't drive!" that's ok it's a worse version of the elevator channel

It's the channel in the back of the taxi, but text

fucking spot on

the funniest part is it was so easy to not launch it in that state, a classic product management mistake from the absolute queen of those types of mistakes

ever think about how ugarles could be employed as an alternate pronunciation of you got em

Oh shit, Maria Menunos is on threads?

Any social app without a chronological feed is DOA to me. Insane that people keep putting up with these algorithms.

At least there, you have gasoline to drink if it gets too painful.

TIL gas pumps in the US have ads??

ty for the guffaw i just did this fine saturday morn