brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

mom you said you’d bring sunscreen in 1981

at least he found his gender in the meantime!

(Anxiously hits his vape like it’s a pacifier)

Sad

😹😹😹

Shut her down - winner winner chicken dinner.

Oh, you'll just love him. He's 248 pounds, 12 ounces, and about 74 inches long. And he just turned 423 months last week!

He really should get back to Best Buy to finish his shift.

🤣🤣

😂😂😂