𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
2.8k followers1.7k following5.8k posts
I finally beat my gambling addiction. No more Mr. Dice Guy.
Aw, craps
I bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day. I'll even give you 10:1 odds!
Gave away my bamboo steamer. No more Mr. Rice Guy.
I'm no longer friends with that asshole Vanilla. No more Mr Ice Guy.
I'll give you 2 to 1 you can't keep it up until the end of the month...
Hugh Betcha!
Gave up mushrooms. No more Mr. Fungi.
Stopped repeating myself. No more Mr. Twice Guy.
Moved to the equator. No more Mr. Ice Guy.
Also called the exterminator. No more Mr. Mice Guy.
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
2.8k followers1.7k following5.8k posts