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Velcro Candy Corn ⸸rick or ⸸reat 🎃
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
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But don't you want to end world famine Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

A photo of me, Velcro Candy, standing in front of a large, red neon sign reading "CANDY." The sign is not currently lit. I am wearing a black blouse, gray vest, long black vest, a gray headband, black corduroy Doc Martens, black, heart shaped sunglasses on my head, a digital watch, a bracelet, red eyeshadow, pink press on nails, black eyeliner, false eyelashes, two rings, and three earrings in each ear. I have a purse over my shoulder and I'm clutching a shopping bag with my left hand which is also resting on my hip. My right hand is raised with my left index finger pointing upwards, towards the aforementioned neon sign. Around me are confection shaped decorative items of furniture. I have brown eyes and a pale complexion. My hair is black. I'm actually older than I look/admit to being. The ground is beneath me, as of to indicate I'm not in zero gravity. There are no birds of prey visible in the photo.
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Llizhasfeathers.bsky.social

No! I want candy~

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Velcro Candy Corn ⸸rick or ⸸reat 🎃
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
454 followers196 following3.4k posts
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