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Velcro Candy S⸸icky Sweet 🍭
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
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Thorax Thursgay yet again. First one of Gothtober 🎃 Also, my hair's red again.

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♓Share your dreams with your partner. Discuss financial priorities and passions. Write down what you invent. Craft budgets to realize what you imagined.

Pisces Horoscope for Oct 03, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black
Pisces Horoscope for Oct 03, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black

Pisces Daily horoscope for Oct 03, 2024 calculated using the ephemeris from NASA. Provided free for you by Nancy Black Astrology

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♓Find creative ways to grow your family nest egg. A lucrative six-month phase dawns with this Eclipse. Launch valuable initiatives with your partner.

Pisces Horoscope for Oct 02, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black
Pisces Horoscope for Oct 02, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black

Pisces Daily horoscope for Oct 02, 2024 calculated using the ephemeris from NASA. Provided free for you by Nancy Black Astrology

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♓Creative collaboration can build satisfying results. Don’t waste time on false illusions. Join forces with a master. Each has talents the other lacks.

Pisces Horoscope for Oct 01, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black
Pisces Horoscope for Oct 01, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black

Pisces Daily horoscope for Oct 01, 2024 calculated using the ephemeris from NASA. Provided free for you by Nancy Black Astrology

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Bark bark bark! 🦭🥹

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But don't you want to end world famine Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

A photo of me, Velcro Candy, standing in front of a large, red neon sign reading "CANDY."
The sign is not currently lit. 
I am wearing a black blouse, gray vest, long black vest, a gray headband, black corduroy Doc Martens, black, heart shaped sunglasses on my head, a digital watch, a bracelet, red eyeshadow, pink press on nails, black eyeliner, false eyelashes, two rings, and three earrings in each ear. I have a purse over my shoulder and I'm clutching a shopping bag with my left hand which is also resting on my hip. My right hand is raised with my left index finger pointing upwards, towards the aforementioned neon sign.
Around me are confection shaped decorative items of furniture. 
I have brown eyes and a pale complexion. My hair is black. I'm actually older than I look/admit to being. The ground is beneath me, as of to indicate I'm not in zero gravity. There are no birds of prey visible in the photo.
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Green! Green, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Day! You know how you wanted me to wake you up when September ends? Well, listen to this!

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♓Get the tools you need. Assume authority. Jealousies could erupt now. Re-discover an old source of revenue. Set realistic goals with a loved one. Gather up the goodies. Share you feelings. This conversation can be significant.

Pisces Horoscope for Sep 30, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black
Pisces Horoscope for Sep 30, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black

Pisces Daily horoscope for Sep 30, 2024 calculated using the ephemeris from NASA. Provided free for you by Nancy Black Astrology

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♓Not a good time to argue. Accept an offer of assistance. Intuitive insights bear exploration. Accept a promise. Conditions are unstable. Be more willing to share the load for the next two days. Think fast.

Pisces Horoscope for Sep 29, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black
Pisces Horoscope for Sep 29, 2024 - Free daily horoscopes and astrology by Nancy Black

Pisces Daily horoscope for Sep 29, 2024 calculated using the ephemeris from NASA. Provided free for you by Nancy Black Astrology

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I find a coffin* much more comfortable than a bed. *casket

Bela Lugosi speaking to... an actress in The Corpse Vanishes.
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Velcro Candy S⸸icky Sweet 🍭
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
454 followers195 following3.4k posts