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Velcro Candy Corn ⸸rick or ⸸reat 🎃
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
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Aaaaawww! 🥹

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Bark bark bark! 🦭🥹

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I find a coffin* much more comfortable than a bed. *casket

Bela Lugosi speaking to... an actress in The Corpse Vanishes.
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This space reserved for Ms Cartilage... Not Jerry Lewis.

Ms Cartilage and Jerry Lewis from Ladies Man.
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The artsy hippie Fraggle.

Mokey Fraggle
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Let's get a little enby representation on here.

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Nice booby trap.

Jessica Rabbit
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This isn't for your eyes.

Pinhead
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II love her. I would die for her.

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You are my lucky star. You... Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.

Ellen Ripley
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Velcro Candy Corn ⸸rick or ⸸reat 🎃
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) #SelkieLife🦭 FortuneAndGlory ⸸Icon of Sin⸸ Poly Switchy Witch Dumb AF she/her ⚧️
454 followers196 following3.4k posts
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