“My ‘I did not have sexual relations with that couch’ shirt is raising a lot of questions etc”
And everything is beige! Who doesn't love beige?
❌ I have to be successful because I like expensive shit ✅ I have to be successful because that guy sucks
This game is very unfair and unbalanced and there's no way to win*, so all you can do is hope to survive one more year at a time. JUST LIKE REAL LIFE, EH? Good luck. * Actually that's a lie, there is one way to win. Let me know if you find it and I'll give you a cookie. (Maybe.) 3/4
As king of a vaguely Sumerian/Akkadian city state, you have One Job: Perform the annual sacrifices to the gods. The gods are EXTREMELY ANGRY and will destroy the world if they're not regularly appeased, and since all the other city states do their sacrifices incorrectly, it's all up to you. 2/4
Wow, the image previews are *not* working out with this format, are they? Well, whatever.
It’s important to replay the classics from time to time. :nods:
Hello! 👋
Running a Bookhounds of London campaign in 1935, mostly CoC rules, where the Yellow King and his daughters try to merge their nightmarish Dreamlands with the real world.