Korean army stew 😭😋

some of u need to de-twitter urselves, u got the stink on u

this is, incredibly, a real post

having my body cryogenically frozen so I can experience being chill just once

Multi-billionaire spends entire fortune shutting down social media addiction: Heartwarming!

Elon Musk, inventor of the "ranged katana", a samurai sword tied to a rope, has swung it around for the first time without incident. The blade did not immediately slice through his neck sending his head hurtling away with the heft of a thrown bowling ball. EDIT—BREAKING—The unthinkable has occurred.

If you suddenly find yourself in heaven make sure you ask someone for cheese. If there is no cheese then it’s not heaven. You went to hell.

Mama K 😭

someone left an “end times in america” magazine on my car and the illustrations are next level

i like this old illustration of a wizard it looks like he's saying "I don't know! How the hell should i know?"