Great headline, managed to get all of the necessary info in there.

Is Hilaria still pretending to be Spanish?

I gotta get more ellipses in my headlines, they don't scream "clickbait" at all.

"all the papers had to say was that marilyn was found in the nude" - b. taupin

Bro has definitely never met a woman over a D-cup.

Bad when woman have tits. Good when naked woman have tits on page 3!

Como se dice… melones?

Al Neuharth would approve.

Surprised it wasn't "Alec Baldwin and his big boobied wife". Usually they leave the wife/GF's name out and just use relationship to guy to refer to them.

“Tits and Alec On Full Display in the Hamptons This Weekend”

What? No comment on Alex's looks? He looks like crap!