Ciao Italia!

I love her

She absolutely looks like she's giving you what-for, lol

Please, be polite. You don't know him that well; call him "Nosferavous."

oh my god the face

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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

the basic issue republicans have with trying to deflect january 6 is that WE ALL FUCKING SAW WHAT HAPPENED

Six colourful fuck offs from around the world: 6. Go comb a monkey (Brazil) 5. Go ski into a spruce (Finland) 4. Go fry some asparagus (Colombia) 3. Go get fucked by a blind bear (Albania) 2. Go take it in your ass from a runaway donkey (Italy) 1. Go back home, your mother made you waffles (France)

Love to see people who can land a solid joke about steaks. It's a rare medium to see well done.

cow tipping is an awful practice, you should give them a living wage

See they've found that long lost Agatha Christie manuscriptSee they've found that long lost Agatha Christie manuscript