Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
Tim Kreider’s political cartoon in the alt weeklies on 9/11/02
The only generational warfare I will ever engage in is that I’m not letting zoomers get this credit. Intrepid adults were workshopping 9/11 stuff in like, 2003 bsky.app/profile/swin...
A stupid idea in one of my fantasy leagues was put up to majority vote and so far it is falling on the wrong side. So I am now trying to whip votes just to prevent totally meaningless destruction. Government does not work
Right now I don’t want to die but down the road hopefully I’ll come around on the idea.
I love events. This rocks
Nobody even cares what I put in the water supply. They all think I’m too stupid to know poisons
Yes the American experiment, already on life support for a debatable-in-the-specifics-but-objectively-quite-long-span-of-years, has been struck several blows that could well prove fatal in the fullness of time but let me be extremely clear I WILL accept the four day weekend.