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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter
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22.4k followers1.1k following4k posts
Elon Musk: I picked a new CEO! Everyone: uh huh Elon Musk: it’s a woman! Everyone: ok Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year Everyone: alright, man Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣
It's gonna be his never before seen twin sister "Elona"
I honestly can't tell if this is satire
the 🤣🤣🤣 make it too real
Depressingly accurate.
It's his mom?
he is so original and clever
This skeet is infinitely funnier than he could ever imagine being.
I’m picturing him wearing one of those “FBI: Female Body Inspector” shirts during this exchange.
Melania Trump
KY
Kristi Yamaguccimane
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter
linktr.ee/JortsCenter
22.4k followers1.1k following4k posts