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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter linktr.ee/JortsCenter
22.4k followers1.1k following4k posts
KYwapplehouse.bsky.social

Elon Musk: I picked a new CEO! Everyone: uh huh Elon Musk: it’s a woman! Everyone: ok Elon Musk: she’s 69 years old and her pay is $69.420 mil a year Everyone: alright, man Elon Musk: also CEO now stands for Commander of Epic Operations🤣🤣🤣

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DWbusinessdonkey.bsky.social

It's gonna be his never before seen twin sister "Elona"

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MAmatt.alexander.social

I honestly can't tell if this is satire

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TCtiffanycli.bsky.social

the 🤣🤣🤣 make it too real

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TGcyaneyed.wtf

Depressingly accurate.

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Aartologica.net

It's his mom?

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Dhandle.invalid

he is so original and clever

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BDbritculpsapp.bsky.social

This skeet is infinitely funnier than he could ever imagine being.

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BSbleestein.bsky.social

I’m picturing him wearing one of those “FBI: Female Body Inspector” shirts during this exchange.

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Mmaile.bsky.social

Melania Trump

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AJameliamnesia.xyz

🎯🤣

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KY
Kristi Yamaguccimane
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter linktr.ee/JortsCenter
22.4k followers1.1k following4k posts