I’d like to announce I’m now eating for 2! Went to the doctor and found out I got that dawg in me 😊

You need a rough neck schnauzer that can satisfy me, just for me

Doesn’t this imply… nevermind

oh, that's gonna be a ruff one

The dawg in you looks like they enjoy classic literature

White woman moment!!!

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Why does it be like that? Why must you chase the cat? (Look the song has been bouncing round my head for the past week...)

Either Congratulations! or I'm sorry to hear that!

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