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Kiwwian
@wearyouterspace.bsky.social
Reluctant mother of 4 cats
I might be cringe, but I am free
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something unfortunately funny about being a straight man and realizing two women you know had a falling out and never being able to understand exactly why
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GUY HAVING A PANTS SHITTING DISASTER: this is NOT a pants shitting disaster, this is about filling up my trousers with as much poop as i accidentally can
that's the fear talking
we call it the proto-pussy in this house (also, love that for you)
If given the chance, I'd love to peel myself like a human orange. My meat suit is too tight
My monthly freakout about hating beaurocracy is coming soon. I love working for a fortune 500 company, I love working for a fortune 500 company. My job isn't just a glorified seat warming position. Stuff I do matters...... yeah that's it!
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Kiwwian
@wearyouterspace.bsky.social
Reluctant mother of 4 cats
I might be cringe, but I am free
24 followers47 following189 posts