Loving my favorite new mobile game, PISS BEACH

Going to feel racy when I order an Arnold Palmer from now on.

Posting without comment. Apart from 'keep an eye on the front row' 😬 youtu.be/AdeehVxMA74?...

Pet Shop Boys - Liberation on Top of the Pops 07/04/1994

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Really pleased that the Almost-14-Years-Old dog seems none the worse for last night's flight and faceplant down the back steps. His complete lack of self-preservation was funny in his youth, now it's giving me anxiety.

Had a coffee date today! It was with my Da, but that's OK, because he's class.

NOT NOW UNUSUAL BAT VIRUS

Lazy costume hacks: went out three years in a row as various equestrian figures by simply tarting up my riding gear, or the classic Derry Ma on the School Run (PJs, dressing gown, Ugg boots).

If they can make those "..At The BBC" music clipshows surely they can make a "Not Seen In The #totp Repeats" clipshow with all the performances we never got to see thanks to the presence of Sir Jimmy Savile/ Dave Lee Travis/ Gary Glitter/ Mike Smith etc.

Binge watching SVU like it's 2015.