(bjork voice) the internet scares me very much. there is a man who is called beast. he has the smile of a liar
Old MacDonald had a duel. E-I-E-I-O. And in that duel, he drew his blade. E-I-IAIDO.
My lifestyle enables my wife style. I’m womanifesting breastiny. I’m hustling to make her bustle. “Get a wife or get a life” - Stella
I don’t have “crushes” I have future wives. I can develop a plan to marry *any* particular beautiful woman at any time. You should be on the wife grind at all times or I will. There are 24 hours in a day, but 100 wives in my brain. That’s the wifeset at work. Grow up and get with the program
wait i forgot the best part which is that for her finishing move she just straight-up puts you in a mating press
Trent Reznor would probably be pretty good at Quake but David Lynch would keep running to the outside bits of the deathmatch level to watch the clouds roll across the skybox and spam the chat with “FANTASTIC!”
