I saw double stuffed Oreos for half off at the grocery today. Without a thought, I put them in my cart and instinctively started walking faster like I could outrun my sins.

Last night, in our d&d game, the DM revealed a section of the virtual map THAT HE HAD MADE, and he had been previously unaware that the next room looked exactly like a penis. 10/10 adventure.

Somebody wake up Jimmy Carter so we know if he made it. Happy 100th, if so!

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

Mitt Romney did the fusion dance with Gary Busey, and that's how we got RFK Jr. In this essay, I will...

#1,232,853 I've been proud to contribute probably over a dozen skeets and counting.

I'm about 99% sure that's my uncle Dennis, but he does bear a striking resemblance to many of the other guys in his particular line of work. No joke, here's his website. You tell me meetmrlincoln.com

Guys, please. Rich Lowry doesn't have a racist bone in his collection of African skulls

As Tim's lawyer, I'd advise him not to speak to the FBI and not to fire me and represent himself in court. Only high value males who are the best at skateboard could do that.

CHhindchristopher.bsky.socialSep 5, 2024 10:31pm

Ken should you talk to the FBI voluntarily if you have been the victim of the crime of receiving $400,000 a month from the Russians?

That's my birthday. Let's fuckin go!