I'm about 99% sure that's my uncle Dennis, but he does bear a striking resemblance to many of the other guys in his particular line of work. No joke, here's his website. You tell me meetmrlincoln.com
That's my birthday. Let's fuckin go!
God help us if they have to re-imagineer the Kamalatron into another one of these abominations.
Rosanna by Toto
Cable pundit in my head: "This makes Rhode Island a toss up."
Is he still there? Is anyone checking up on him?
*Walking through a quarry pretending to be a sommelier*
You can't just go posting your picture with a date at the top on social media like that. I thought we'd lost you!
I'm a huge fan, but your editors missed this one. That joke would land with an American Standard toilet cause of the plausibility, but everyone knows a Kohler can't flush toilet paper.