Have you ever stood next to a draft horse? They are huge and intimidating, that's your answer. A number of them charging toward me is going to have me running for the hills, with or without a shiny knight atop.

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And I have yet to see any reference to my Master's thesis from 2006. I suppose my investment in hypnotic mourning doves completely failed.

That eliminates this guy in one fell center of the vehn diagram swoop:

a cartoon dog looking out of a window with buildings in the background

ALT: a cartoon dog looking out of a window with buildings in the background

You’re going to make a vagrant really happy when you bring one home.

Dog Poop Bin Roulette. BOOM! It keeps the dog owners from coming down on you because not one dog owner is being targeted!

They take a sample and send it off to see if it matches the submitted stool. A smart vagrant will offer to help you dispose of your dog poo and then mix it in with their own to create a 50/50 chance of not getting blamed.

This used to be the most exciting moment of my day.

This is a thing here, too. They want to spend a fair bit of money to be able to scold you for not cleaning up after your pet.

I don't think I would want any DC/Marvel crossovers into Star Wars. That's weird, and not in the giant green talking rabbit way.